I'm Dr. Joshua Schwimmer, a nephrologist and internal medicine physician in New York City. • Kidney Notes was the first active nephrology blog. (Trivia: Kidney Notes is so old that the National Library of Medicine still uses it as an example of how to formally cite blogs.) • Professionally, you can find me at Kidney.nyc. • Kidney Notes is for educational purposes only, not medical advice. Consult qualified health care professionals. See disclaimer.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Patient Quote of the Day #9: Unfortunately, You Were Shot...

"How ya doing, doc! Unfortunately, you were one of the people who were fatally shot by the Japanese-Jewish nurse in my dream. BAM! BAM! BAM! Hey, you fucking bitch, I needed that doctor!"

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