Thursday, March 16, 2006

Recent Patient Quotes

(Submitted by a reader.)

"I have a mine grain headache."

"I don't need to use birth control. I've been sediment for two years."

On a form asking if the patient has used any medications or taken any drugs, and if so, for what reason: "Weed. No special reason."


Anonymous said...

"My child has ammonia"

"I have fiber myalgia"

Amy Tuteur, MD said...

My personal favorite:

Are you sexually active?

No, I don't move around much.